there are only three appropriate presents to give a love(r) for valentines day: food, jewels, sex. actually there is only one appropriate present and it is combining all of the above. Aussie chocolatier Baska-Jon's Sweet Talk chocolates are light years beyond stale conversation hearts and can be purchased at Baska-Jon for A$6 which is well worth it for 24-special treats. Alex & Chloe are a favorite go-to designer for smart playful jewelry. Whether it be a lucite silhouette of kate moss or this inverted diamond solitare i flip my shit and debate maxing out my visa so i can drape myself in finery and tell people it's from a design-minded secret admirer. Lastly, what is the gift that keeps on giving? Sexy accented English lessons from a Japanese tramp teacher. Bonus: you can learn in reverse how to say the phrases in Japanese. (nsfw, unless you work somewhere that allows you to yell 'first rate cunt lapping!')
