so much cake its like its ma birfday

birthdays, romantic holidays, heated arguments, and all other times requiring consoling by material goods are ideal for patron saint coin pendants. st. sartre. st. jack. st. grandmaster flash. protect your neck and remind yourself that causing fights to solely to get jewelry is tacky. instead be on your best behaviour and hope someone gives you this epic iosselliani ring one day. one ring being a blue eye-d serpent eating its own tail, a symbol of infinity and the other a delicate sapphire

vday get laid

there are only three appropriate presents to give a love(r) for valentines day: food, jewels, sex. actually there is only one appropriate present and it is combining all of the above. Aussie chocolatier Baska-Jon's Sweet Talk chocolates are light years beyond stale conversation hearts and can be purchased at Baska-Jon for A$6 which is well worth it for 24-special treats. Alex & Chloe are a favorite go-to designer for smart playful jewelry. Whether it be a lucite silhouette of kate moss or this inverted diamond solitare i flip my shit and debate maxing out my visa so i can drape myself in finery and tell people it's from a design-minded secret admirer. Lastly, what is the gift that keeps on giving? Sexy accented English lessons from a Japanese tramp teacher. Bonus: you can learn in reverse how to say the phrases in Japanese. (nsfw, unless you work somewhere that allows you to yell 'first rate cunt lapping!')

pied piper of ice y'all

i need to work on my general sorcery abilities because if i could gain some sort of magnetic pull for these little babies i would be-more-jeweled than all of the cash money millionaires. jeah girl, MJ mice ice is nice.

old gold

CFDA nominated Bing Bang is venturing into handbags and has a few solid 'gem' rings that I wouldn't mind getting for a gift. hint. Additionally YSL is relaunching their costume jewelry (pictured) The ring shown was featured in Vogue recently and listed as $150. Nothing is enticing me more right now than black close-cut ankle skimming twill pants, grey draped tank tops, and piles of sculptural jewelry and a clever clutch.