Thursday, August 14, 2008

best product name of all time



Olympian swimmers have broken more world records at this seasons games than any other season EVER! Is this attributed to performance enhancing drugs? no. Zero Gravity water cube where they compete? no. It is the "Speedo LZR Racer"! Which is the compression suit almost all of the swimmers are wearing this year. Compression capri pants for men and slick looking matrix-y jumpsuit pieces for women. Like spanx, but for competition that falls outside of squeezing your ass into the last pair of size 25's on the sales rack. As someone who values living fast and being fast, this is a HUGE benefit to these athletes and brings the level of competition up to a zeus-ian level.

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