THIS IS WHY I NEED MY OWN CABLE ACCESS TV SHOW! Right now. AS I TYPE! A show called 'Sandwiches You Will Like' is on and is interviewing a man with a trachea voxbox about why he likes the spicy tripe sandwich. An hour, devoted only to sandwiches that you WILL, not might, WILL, like. So far, I like none of the sandwiches, but my palette is not refined enough for spicy tripe,bbq pig ear, or egg foo young with mayo on white bread.
Thank god for public access, PBS, CET, and their like. No jillion dollar NYC Prep episode could comepare to this or make for as wet and wild of a drinking game-drink everytime the narrator says DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-(whisper)licious or mentions offal. I am running out of beer.
Secrets Show is coming your way...as soon as I get bunny to help me film and deceive others for entertainment. In my dreams...
UPDATE: I totally thought this show was a rerun from about 1996 judging from fashions/hairstyles...NOPE! They are just only visiting those static parts of the country. Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives can eat Brain (sandwich.)The towns also look like every episode of COPS ever, throw in some Joey Greco and I am in cable heaven! Fingers Crossed!
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
HOLY SPOOKY SHIT
CHARM SCHOOL GIRLS(vh1 mondays) ARE IN A HAUNTED HOUSE! Their character building skill this week was to board up windows and collect used rat traps in a haunted building. When K.O. and Marcia are busying themselves boarding up a broken window and hear a spooky noise they respond like any Charm School contestant and start screaming 'FUCK YOU BITCH'...apparently directed at the ghost. These ladies are good enough just the way they are, without the meddlin' of Madam R. Lake. Keep reachin' for those stars(dollar signs)!
Monday, July 14, 2008
tv girl
Holly K, winner of Make Me a Supermodel, a much more legit modeling show than Ty-Ty's ratings juggenaut, has work! Here she is in Barbara Tfank's resort 09 show. Sadly, she looks more deer in headlights than doe eyed ingenue. There is a palpable stiffness in her poses and it is unnerving that she is looking directly at the viewer. Another newish face from NY Models, who has quite the stable of long necked girls, is Anna Iaryn who you can compare La Holly above. Both girls are wearing similar outfits with fairly similar poses, but their countenance/vibe is totally different. Am I doubting that Holly is beyond gorgeous? No way. I am also really glad to see her getting work. I however am more put off by Tfank's layout, choice of pose/face direction, and huge visual contrast in their two resort models which does not put Holly in the most flattering light. Also, the clothes age her tremendously. She should glide over to ADAM or Phillip Lim for better images for her portfolio.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
another reason britain rules on US
no pictures no vids for this post.
recent studies have showed that the UK has a higher percentage of obese residents than the US. wooo 'merica #1..or #2 or whatever. however, when it comes to television shows about slothy fruit & veg allergic citizens the BBC rules all over FOX, NBC, ABC, CBS, VH1, combined. specifically, the program, 'you are what you eat' with dietary doyenne gillian. who is NOT a timid lady. she will make you shit in a box then tell you its a pathetic showing of intestine matter. i have seen grown adults vomit when the Madame G makes them try something out of there comfort zone, such as, A FUCKING APPLE. the men, women, and children are not coddled and made to follow a strict diet and excercise regime and surprise surprise they usually lose 2 stone in 8 weeks, which is over 20lbs. how is it that in america we have gentle hour long series devoted to easing people into light walking and moderate diet changes when the man, that formerly ate so much food in a week it fully covered the surface of buffet table that could seat 20, lost 4 stone and avoided a scad of deadly health problems. maybe because american's stake out on 24hour vigils attempting to spot and detect things that may be offensive or rude or uncouth. just watching the program has made myself and others more conscious of what goes in and does or doesn't come out of our bodies where the american versions just make me want a snack.
recent studies have showed that the UK has a higher percentage of obese residents than the US. wooo 'merica #1..or #2 or whatever. however, when it comes to television shows about slothy fruit & veg allergic citizens the BBC rules all over FOX, NBC, ABC, CBS, VH1, combined. specifically, the program, 'you are what you eat' with dietary doyenne gillian. who is NOT a timid lady. she will make you shit in a box then tell you its a pathetic showing of intestine matter. i have seen grown adults vomit when the Madame G makes them try something out of there comfort zone, such as, A FUCKING APPLE. the men, women, and children are not coddled and made to follow a strict diet and excercise regime and surprise surprise they usually lose 2 stone in 8 weeks, which is over 20lbs. how is it that in america we have gentle hour long series devoted to easing people into light walking and moderate diet changes when the man, that formerly ate so much food in a week it fully covered the surface of buffet table that could seat 20, lost 4 stone and avoided a scad of deadly health problems. maybe because american's stake out on 24hour vigils attempting to spot and detect things that may be offensive or rude or uncouth. just watching the program has made myself and others more conscious of what goes in and does or doesn't come out of our bodies where the american versions just make me want a snack.
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