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yesterday evening, i was regaled with the epic tale of a queef insurgence taking over the serene town of South Park and the farts were just not going to take it. yes, South Park the television show. and it made a good point. queefs aren't groce and if you think they are maybe you should graduate high school already. this was timely given another fine incident from earlier in the day. being the general lurker that i am i was privy to a small group of people groaning and making vomit noises over Diva Flo cups (google it if you want). OHHHH BARRRFFFF LADY THINGSSS GROCCEEE MY EYE BALLLSSSSSSSSSS THE HORRROORRR. get the fuck over it, and how shameful that the only other female in the room was like iduntevenkno what is like innn perrioddsss. seriously, dudes, have you not had a girlfriend for more than 28 days? one gem of an inquisition was 'are there like dead baby parts in there or somethin?' yes. yes. visible arms and legs. what is wrong with people? did they NOT pass 4th grade health class? then the conversation turned to the males bragging that they could have like a million babies cause there are like a million sperm in jizz (cool dude). actually, morons, most sperm are deformed-double heads, double tail, headless, tail-less etc-and don't require the necessary genetic make up to fertilize an egg that is when they aren't just swimming in a circle chasing their own tail and given your decidedly heavy brow line i would venture a guess that a good 98% of your sperm are never goin' anywhere. why is it, that still, female body functions are mysterious and generally regarded as disgusting while male functions are not only kick ass but hilarious to boot? is it because female organs are un-visible from the outside of the body and male organs are, ahem, more straight forward? in any event get out your ledgers and quote me here, South Park made an excellent parody of this social norm last night. you may also quote me saying, any dude that is that groced out or unawares of his lady's functions is PROBS not so attentive/skilled elsewhere. youknowwhatiamsayin'