Monday, June 1, 2009

IM BACK BITCHES

quoth (the raven: the guardian article inclusively deconstructed by jez)

"The world's been one big dick-swinging contest, and we've caught our collective glans in a nearby desk fan"

lolz peen joke. anywho!

EVERNOTE! every iNerd needs it. it syncs all your TOTES IMPORTANT musings, ruminations, ramblings, and erudite to-dos (like TO DO! BONDAGE SWEATER NEED! LOAFERS! PURGE DUST AND CLUTTER!)with your computer and desktop; no docking required only air wavveezz. and also has voice recognition so as you are speeding past a statie you can remind yourself to pay your ticket with a money order so your sig-other doesnt see you got caught. again.

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